Gun 'Em Down

An elderly local lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car found four males apparently in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men weren't waiting for any second invitations. They got out and ran like mad. The lady--some shaken--then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.

Poor gal, she was so shaken though, she couldn't get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and tried, and then finally it dawned on her there was a problem. It wasn't her car.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spots farther down. Then after loading all her groceries into her car and feeling better, she decided to drive to the local police station. Sergeant Samuelson, to whom she told the story to, couldn't stop laughing.

He then pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car-jacking by a crazed, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, wearing spectacles, having straight, white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.