The Redhead

A man is dining at a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table who looks lovely in the light of a candle on her table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but he lacks the nerve to get up, go over, and talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it on the fly out of the air, and then rinses it off in his water. Then he walks over and proceeds to give it back to her.

”Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she turns away and pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. “Please!?”

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams. He shares his and she listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to go to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything is incredible!

"You know," he says. "You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No,” she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."