Sunday, August 07, 2005

The Boy and the Dead Cat

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but that it was dead.
"How did you know the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy. "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' And it didn't move."